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i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.
if there are any cats in outer space i love them too
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.
Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch
Source?
episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.
Patrick was cold for that
And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING
EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend
real friends……how many of us?
And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son
Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini
Patrick has no self awareness.
what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it
When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh
When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath
Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?
we’re pulling out the receipts tonight
Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.
Being sad and being depressed is not the same. Like sadness is more like when you’re high, but eventually it wears off within a few hours. Depression is more like a burglar came into your home and violated your whole dynamic of living and your mental space.
just in case you need to hear this today:
